Wednesday, 18 March 2009
Dear Sarah Klavas,
I understand you’ve had some unexpected negative reaction to your new state motto: Wisconsin—live like you mean it.
If you do run into trademark problems, don’t let it get you down. As the master teaches, it’s never too late for a rewrite. We have our own modest suggestions to add in the hope of helping Wisconsin achieve the greatness for which is has always been destined.
live like you can stand it™
warmer than North Dakota™
because he likes it upsidedown™
91.52% pure™
our strippers are corn fed™
it’s the cheesiest™
See also WY? Just because.
–Viv
PS: Dear Ellyn Luros-Elson, YANAL.
PPS: See also WI Taxidermy & cheese.