TRUMP CALLED RODRIGO DUTERTE TO CONGRATULATE HIM ON HIS MURDEROUS DRUG WAR: “YOU ARE DOING AN AMAZING JOB”

If this is true… If this is true…

Since Duterte took office in June, Philippine national police and vigilante death squads have embarked on a campaign to slaughter drug users as well as drug dealers. “Hitler massacred three million Jews [sic], now, there’s three million drug addicts. I’d be happy to slaughter them,” he said in September. [ibid]

If this is true, Trump is the biggest piece of shit that has ever refused to flush in the American toilet bowl. Explains Sessions though. I guess.

When Trump is shot—or defeated in 2020 by a Hispanic lesbian Democrat—I will drink all the toasts I can manage. I long for the day I can buy a ticket to the city in which he is interred so I can piss on his grave. If this is true.

If not… I’ll call the first toast or two enough.

I try to do The Right Thing®. I shop U.S.A.!!! But I’m telling you… I think I’m’a shop Chinese for cockrings going forward.

Also… how does Chrome not recognize “cockring” as a valid word? What the fuck year is this, 1952?

Don’t say, “You mean Christmas?” Don’t say, “You mean Christmas?” Don’t say, “You mean Christmas?” You mean Christmas? …D’Oh!

Sexist. I meant sexist. Don’t pretend you didn’t know what I meant.

After Amy, Patti and Ron, Chel–sea, the drinky McWondertwins, the chronic gone girls with the power of invisibility given by media in love…

It’s nice is all I’m saying. Just once in my lifetime. To have a stone fox, sexpot first daughter. For once in American history!

I am positive the allegations of incest are exaggerated and that when Trump said, ”If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her,” he meant it. Nothing ever happened. He’s never touched her. He just fantasizes about it when he bangs the poor girl’s stepmother.

If Israeli Jews are to retain their homeland—while rejecting a two-state solution to the “Palestinian Problem”—based on nothing but the fact that it is their homeland, I submit: Every Israeli must take a DNA test; every Palestinian too. Those who most closely match any bones from 5,000 year old burial sites… say, within 90% or else we’re not letting in the Chosen really, they are, alone, allowed to stay.

If I did not respond to your rebuttal comment in some way, anywhere, any social media, comment board, or forum, private message, email, then I did not read your reply.

I have never had trouble walking out of a movie I was not enjoying. I’ve put down 500 page books at page 478. I have less trouble ignoring a thread after I had my say. Your last word was self-abuse.

Trump’s SecDef Pick Gen. Mattis Says Iraq War Was Probably A “Mistake”

Yeah… a million died, and five or six million refugees created, a couple trillion dollars flushed, a few thousand dead Americans plus several tens of thousands fucked up forever, and add to that we achieved the exact opposite of our goal. Region is destabilized, semi-permanently, and terrorism has grown seven-fold. So, jury’s out, but it was probably a mistake.

I’ve stumbled around this truth for decades. Suggesting that you should consider what a world of your literal peers would be like, etc. Never hitting the bullseye.

The problem with your worldview is it assumes that other persons will be different from you. It requires that other persons will be different from you.

No? You don’t see the problem.

I don’t want to be a janitor, but I wouldn’t mind so much. There are no lousy jobs, only lousy persons. And I don’t piss on the seat or leave a clogged toilet for someone else to handle.

I don’t want to be a satellite engineer but it’s not beyond me and I wouldn’t mind so much I guess. I don’t want to work a deli counter but I’ve done it and it’s not that much worse than a 150 ticket deep bug queue with customers getting antsy and angry. I don’t want to fix cars or teevees or toasters but working with your hands is pretty nice and engaging after all and who doesn’t love a good mystery? I don’t want to be a hunter or a farmer but I do love seeing living things and the world around them so I could learn to love it. I don’t want to be a gaffer but I could get used to being the one the director isn’t mad at every day.

You see where this is going.

The problem with your worldview is not primarily that it requires guns and prisons to achieve but that it requires someone else to do the things you wouldn’t, couldn’t.

I don’t hate anyone really. I do, however, wish with everything there is, that each of you could have the world you think you want but every one of the 7 billion inhabitants would be you. Then, I think, you wouldn’t have any rebuttals, just apologies and a perspective that might be interesting and helpful to anyone besides yourself.

O’S NEW YEAR TAUNT: I WOULD HAVE BEAT TRUMP!

A 3 day-old bagel would have beaten Trump. But your asshole party chose to run the only unelectable Democrat in the entire stable. A half-black man with nearly no qualifications, a shit record, and half the verbal gaffes of the second dumbest Bush—sorry, Neil—beat her in the primaries. How could you fools have thought you could force her down anyone’s but Monica’s throat?

Korean Air to get tougher on unruly passengers and ease stun gun rules

[After] criticism from U.S. singer Richard Marx for its handling of an incident involving a violent passenger … Marx’s wife, Daisy Fuentes…

WHAT?! I have no friends and the media has never done its job for a moment. How on God’s green Earth did I not know Daisy Fuentes was married to Richard Marx.

Sidenote: Generations Y–Millennial, I know you don’t get it. That’s not why you’re disliked. It doesn’t help either.

Being a Secret Service agent on the Presidential protection detail gets a lot more demanding in January. Sorry, fellas.

12 YEAR-OLD BOY

(Getting tucked in on a hot and humid Florida Keys’ night.)

It’s too human.

DAD

Humid?

12 YEAR-OLD BOY

Human.

DAD

Well, believe it or not I tried quite hard to change into an insect when I was younger but I couldn’t pull it off.

12 YEAR-OLD BOY

That’s too bad.

DAD

I’ll try harder.

12 YEAR-OLD BOY

Yay.

DAD

Maybe you shouldn’t be too happy. Some insects eat their babies.

12 YEAR-OLD BOY

That would be fun! I want to see the inside of your digestive system.

It’s also how smooth he is or isn’t.

If you have never completely sympathized with Vincent Willem van Gogh for cutting off his ear and mailing it to a whore, you have never in your life been particularly high or drunk.

If you don’t know me personally, you don’t know I think U2 is the worst, least talented, most hackish band that has ever attained commercial and popular success. And to put that in perspective, I’m aware of the entire catalog of Oasis.

DRENCHED IN THE PERFUME OF MY ENEMIES.

BLOOD. BLOOD IS WHAT I MEANT. I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY. RIGHT?

Speaking of being polite online. And to think I almost wimped out on posting this.

Additionally–

Her husband killed 80 innocent persons going about daily life, 35 of them were children, exactly one week ago. Children. So many children killed by this man and this neoconservative bullshit painted Blue.

I do not give a fuck what Michelle Fucking Obama says about anything until they both apologize and end the wars. And then I hate them both a tiny amount less if they never show their murderous faces in public again.

Nice attack: At least 80 dead, including 10 children, as lorry rams into crowd

You know what else killed 80 innocent persons just going about their day this week, including quite a few more than 10 children? A single one of president Obama’s thousands of drone strikes. Another at a funeral in Pakistan killed 10 kids coincidentally.

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Gets Cameo in Star Trek Beyond

Chris Pine, who plays Kirk, had this to say: “I was there for the bit with his like nine bodyguards and three limos. It was really intense. I had no idea who he was. Not a clue. But he was obviously very important.”

He never choked Olivia Munn to orgasm so how important could he be?

R u illiterate?

If your courage and self-confidence are grounded in someone else’s love, support, and nurturing, you have no courage or self-confidence, just gaping sores covered with extremely sticky Band-Aid®s which circumstances, or someone else, could rip away at any moment.

That is not Seattle rain. Seattle rain is like a chronic illness.

It is not direct. It does not pour.

It’s slow. It’s weak. It’s an insidious misting. Entering your pores through osmosis, not force. It’s insistent, yes, but it’s strong perhaps once a year. Perhaps. The other 282 days it’s a hazy disease. A lack of light. A voice in your head so quiet you don’t hear what it says until the shotgun is in your lap and understanding is your crown.

That said, I have a call out. Brent Sexton was solid in Justified. He’s solid gold in The Killing.