Nia Peeples’ Neeples.

There. It’s almost two decades late but it still needed to be said.

You are unwilling to trust every man with one gun but you are eager to trust one man with 10,000,000 guns.

Killed by Americans since 2003

Every man — 50,000 estimated by historical trend.

One man — 70,000 confirmed, 150,000+ certain, 350,000 probable, 750,000 possible, 1,000,000 unlikely but within the domain of possibility.

Now, tell me whose trust is misplaced.

The only time I’ve been chased by someone with a gun, I was laughing the whole time; stone sober. I thought I’d lost some of that long before. But that was different. I was part of what was wrong then. Not anymore.

…but you can pack it up and go home now. The political blogosphere has a winner this cycle–

I mean, is it too much to ask, in my lifetime, to have just one secret Muslim, Mandingo, terroristical, abortion-worshipping, Marxist-Jew-Faggot-Nigger run for office on a platform of Abortion and Death?

Get out of My Head

If anyone wants to know what I want for my 40^th birthday (yeah, I said the f-word), I would like just one day this year where I don’t step in something wet.

Thank you.

After looking through the logs and Quantcast stuff I discover that there are actually about 5,000 regular visitors to the site and 600 or so hardcore fans. Ignoring for a moment that 98% of them are likely in for the DDX, I still think you deserve thanks for all you’ve tolerated here over the years. I think you deserve a cookie.

Here you go–

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Ashley is a boy’s name. You didn’t hear me saying that your name was inappropriate for a bank teller or an American for that matter, Ukulele, or whatever the fuck your nametag said.

Did you hear our sysadmin removed rsync from the environment? Yeah, he said he didn’t like the syncing feeling it gave him.

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