If they were up your ass you’d know

Thursday, 25 March 2004

Barnaby says a lot of mean things. Sometimes he says them to me!

One of the things he says a lot is: if it was up your ass you’d know. He says this whenever you say something like, “I don’t know where I left that CD.” Even if you’re looking for the CD to give it to him! He’s mean.

WMDs found

The first time he said it to me I didn’t even get it. What? Why would I know then? I finally got it. He was insinuating that if the lost object were up my ass it would be easier to locate since my head was presumably up there already.

I didn’t like it once I got it. I didn’t even think it was that funny. I hope you can forgive me, Barnaby.

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