The return of the king, baby

So I took some time off to write death threats to myself for a few weeks but it was starting to scare me. I don’t think I should go to the police because I get the distinct feeling they wouldn’t help and it would only exacerbate the situation. I don’t think I want to to make this guy mad.

I didn’t finish that novel and this is the last time you’re gonna bring it up if you like affordable health care. And I swear to God if that rotten bastard William Gibson ever pulls that I’m too good for blogging shit again, I’ll spend every waking hour spreading a rumor that “Neal Stephenson” is his pen name. Teach that mother fucker to embarrass me in front of my woman.