Tuesday, 14 December 2004
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Building Nuclear Weapons for Dummies (Expanded from 2001 Edition)
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Merry Holidays, Sed, from a fellow Chalkboard guest. This is one of my favorite places. It's cozy and familiar, the only way I can describe it is: it's a digital fireplace and I'm The Dude and you're like The Stranger, and we're sitting around watching the flames flicker about. And although we never quite see the same pictures in there, that's not a prerequisite, ever, for the privilege to toast our drinks in a merry way - as the evening keeps churning along, almost out of sight, and the night beyond is dark and full of terrors (or so they say).
[Sed · Don’t get cute with me, Mister! You see, Ivan, that’s how the real men react to any sort of sentiment. And are we not men? :P]
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Two Pots, one of brass and the other of clay, stood together on the hearthstone. One day the Brass Pot proposed to the Earthen Pot that they go out into the world together. But the Earthen Pot excused himself, saying that it would be wiser for him to stay in the corner by the fire.
“It would take so little to break me,” he said. “You know how fragile I am. The least shock is sure to shatter me!”
“Don’t let that keep you at home,” urged the Brass Pot. “I shall take very good care of you. If we should happen to meet anything hard I will step between and save you.”
So the Earthen Pot at last consented, and the two set out side by side, jolting along on three stubby legs first to this side, then to that, and bumping into each other at every step.
The Earthen Pot could not survive that sort of companionship very long. They had not gone ten paces before the Earthen Pot cracked, and at the next jolt he flew into a thousand pieces.
Take that, subspace.
