Douche of the year: George W Bush
Sunday, 19 December 2004
Before you trot out the Phyllis Schlafly Strap-On™ to celebrate with a weekend of WASP-style hedonism I’d like to remind you—your memory does seem to be slipping lately—of other entries on Time’s “Person of the Year” roster.
- Yasser Arafat and FW de Klerk
- Ken Starr
- Mikhail Gorbachev
- Deng Xiaoping
- Richard Milhous Nixon
- Teng Hsiao-P’ing (pre transliteration spelling reform)
- Ayatullah Khomeini
- King Faisal
- Joseph Stalin
- Nikita Khrushchev
- Joseph Stalin
- Jeff Bezos
- Adolf Hitler
So, yeah, I do suppose he earned it. First thing he ever did earn.





