QWA #1: the debut edition
Wednesday, 5 January 2005
Queries from the Weblog Addressed #1. All topics, questions, &c
will come directly from the weblog. The answers will come from
Ireland and Kentucky with just a skosh of ergot.
- things not to say when firing someone
- We’re really looking for someone with a little less melanin.
- Your co-workers constantly complain about your huge breasts being distracting.
- We’re not letting you go because you stink, but Jesus that odor helped tip the balance.
- Severance pay. Blow job. Severance pay. Blow job. Seems like it would be an easy decision, doesn’t it?
- Do you hear that? [silence] It’s the sound of the job market shouting out your name.
- I have to let you go because your replacement has shown much less aversion to to a blumpkin now and then.
- You know, even though the company has broken about 16 Federal statutes this quarter alone, firing you won’t be one of them.
- I just have to ask you since you’re leaving: are you like clinically retarded or is it just a bad case of ADD or what?
- We have to lay you off because we have too many people in this division. If 3 or 4 of them were to die in an office shooting or something, we’d have room to take you back though.
- What do you say to a goodbye pork?
