I’ll get around to you, just wait your turn

In the spirit of cross-pollination, freak! and giving in (or up? or around? or between? I’d like to give beneath) I take my cue from my dear friend from Nantucket, Jody Cairns neé McVeederschnauser.

Without further gauche wallowing in English’s garish wealth of prepositions, a list, not of those never to be, but of those that would if only.

• I didn’t cry about any of it till my cat got her eye knocked out
• Things drunk Chinese girls have said to me
• Steve Pool, Arch-Nemesis
• The Geneva Convention for morons
• What Chris said he’d do for $14/hr
• Secrets I’m weary of keeping
• Happy Hitler Day!
• Did I SAY “haploid,” motherfucker?
• I used to have a friend called _____: #1–#117
• The US Supreme Court: Nine turds that won’t flush
• Amy’s unfortunate cocaine binge
• The false economy of shallow graves
• My Stockholm Syndrome for la Raza Cosmica
• Honey, did you feed the dog… to the cows?
• Dermatographia and princess Laxmi’s torn nightie