I’ll get around to you, just wait your turn
Monday, 28 February 2005
In the spirit of cross-pollination, freak! and giving in (or up? or around? or between? I’d like to give beneath) I take my cue from my dear friend from Nantucket, Jody Cairns neé McVeederschnauser.
Without further gauche wallowing in English’s garish wealth of prepositions, a list, not of those never to be, but of those that would if only.
- I didn’t cry about any of it till my cat got her eye knocked out
- Things drunk Chinese girls have said to me
- Steve Pool, Arch-Nemesis
- The Geneva Convention for morons
- What Chris said he’d do for $14/hr
- Secrets I’m weary of keeping
- Happy Hitler Day!
- Did I SAY “haploid,” motherfucker?
- I used to have a friend called _____: #1–#117
- The US Supreme Court: Nine turds that won’t flush
- Amy’s unfortunate cocaine binge
- The false economy of shallow graves
- My Stockholm Syndrome for la Raza Cosmica
- Honey, did you feed the dog… to the cows?
- Dermatographia and princess Laxmi’s torn nightie
