And Orion keeps writing to say Sedition is tits

Tuesday, 8 March 2005


The other day came up with a first entry in a booklet of etiquette for the 21st c:

A tattoo on one’s twat does not make one hot.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Neil Hamilton Thing is, you could have then knocked down ten more without hardly trying. By the time we poured my flask out into our super-sized Cokes at Mickey-D’s up the street we would have had 1/4 of another majenta put to bed; and stolen another telephone and coon-skin cap. Tinkle.

I don’t remember what we did with the Miracle Beer. And that’s fucked up.

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