And Orion keeps writing to say Sedition is tits
Tuesday, 8 March 2005
N,
The other day came up with a first entry in a booklet of etiquette for the 21st c:
A tattoo on one’s twat does not make one hot.
Thing is, you could have then knocked down ten more without hardly
trying. By the time we poured my flask out into our super-sized Cokes
at Mickey-D’s up the street we would have had 1/4 of another
majenta put to bed; and stolen another telephone and coon-skin
cap. Tinkle.
I don’t remember what we did with the Miracle Beer. And that’s fucked up.
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