Oh, make me over. I’m all I wanna be. A walking study, in demonology.
Saturday, 9 December 2006
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If we get to be #1 for underage porn, it seems only fair Jody gets a slice of the pron pi3.
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A Shepherd Boy tended his master’s Sheep near a dark forest not far from the village. Soon he found life in the pasture very dull. All he could do to amuse himself was to talk to his dog or play on his shepherd’s pipe.
One day as he sat watching the Sheep and the quiet forest, and thinking what he would do should he see a Wolf, he thought of a plan to amuse himself.
His Master had told him to call for help should a Wolf attack the flock, and the Villagers would drive it away. So now, though he had not seen anything that even looked like a Wolf, he ran toward the village shouting at the top of his voice, “Wolf! Wolf!”
As he expected, the Villagers who heard the cry dropped their work and ran in great excitement to the pasture. But when they got there they found the Boy doubled up with laughter at the trick he had played on them.
A few days later the Shepherd Boy again shouted, “Wolf! Wolf!” Again the Villagers ran to help him, only to be laughed at again.
Then one evening as the sun was setting behind the forest and the shadows were creeping out over the pasture, a Wolf really did spring from the underbrush and fall upon the Sheep.
In terror the Boy ran toward the village shouting “Wolf! Wolf!” But though the Villagers heard the cry, they did not run to help him as they had before. “He cannot fool us again,” they said.
The Wolf killed a great many of the Boy’s sheep and then slipped away into the forest.
Take that, subspace.
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Re: Warning: Employers can learn your secrets via the Internet
It'll never leave the #1 position now that YOU posted about it.
Great. Just great.
By jody on 9 December 2006 · 17:54
Re: Warning: Employers can learn your secrets via the Internet
I got you to make a comment, anyway.
By A is A on 9 December 2006 · 18:36
Re: Warning: Employers can learn your secrets via the Internet
..was reading back through your new set up here today , ..if you had lived in britian for a while , like i have , you would know what gwyneth was trying to say , .. you are being as shallow as any media hound here on her, have you always been this shallow ..but i was just to drugged up to see , you are a better writer than this..stop with this crap ... ,
By anne on 10 December 2006 · 00:46
Re: Warning: Employers can learn your secrets via the Internet
I do appreciate the sideways compliment. And I shall endeavor to return to favor.
I know what she was thought she was saying. One’s personal experience is not one’s—or another’s—country. The quality of dinner conversation in L.A. is not the standard to which the rest of the United States should be compared. Especially not the quality of the average celebrity’s conversations; which would be vapid on a good day.
And I have been more shallow in the past. I’m trying not to do the glory days thing too much, though.
By A is A on 10 December 2006 · 01:08
Re: Warning: Employers can learn your secrets via the Internet
.. have i made up a new word again , of brit ain ..,salute to my oh so vivid imagi nation , / you are the only one who would know about laa dinner conversing , ..i'm still emily d., only now i'm living in south carolina with three men, ...signed anais nin... ,
By anne on 10 December 2006 · 06:28