He’s so unabsurd I don’t know why we’re even talking about it

Monday, 9 May 2005

Dear Sirs:

We regret to inform you that majenta’s recently acquired Pacific Northwest headquarters building is being shuttered; for as long as it takes the paint in the new Starbucks that replaces it to dry. We do wish them better luck. The gossip, though, is that their new $14 dollar cup of steaming bat drool while 100% organic has been getting general thumbs-down and chucks-up during test marketing.

Signed: the New Management

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