Why not extend your metaphors?

Friday, 12 August 2005

War is terrorism.

Okay. Coffee is tea.

No one is free while anyone is oppressed.

Okay. No one is alive while anyone is dead.

No? Spurious? Yeah, I agree.

These are better: No one is happy when anyone is sad; no one is awake while anyone is sleeping; no one is outdoors while anyone is in prison.

What do you think about all day?

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