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Thursday, 1 September 2005

Oh, gosh. Long time without an update I know! Let’s see. What’s going on right now?

I ordered a new coffee machine from Amazon today. That’s the end of the gift certificate you guys in Atlanta got me. The new Clutch too. Thanks!

I lost the flip for cat box duty and I haven’t got around to fixing the stupid cold water knob in the kitchen. Maybe never will at this point.

Was weeding and got into an argument with a cop about whether or not my car can be up on blocks in the street in front of my house and gut shot the sanctimonious bastard. I guess I got an artery because he went out pretty quick. For the best, I guess. I didn’t know I had that kind of draw in me. His gun never left the holster. Guess you never know what you can do till you try.

I’m trying to decide if I should turn myself in or just wait till they find him and come for me. I guess I could drag the refrigerator to the living room and turn it over for better cover. Just seems a shame to go out without getting one or two more licks in, you know.

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