Sunday school supplement #1

Saturday, 8 October 2005

Jesus helps a man with something in his eye.

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Jesus helps a man with something in his eye

Jesus: I don’t see it.

Man: I’m telling you there is something in there.

Jesus: I don’t see anything.

Man: I can feel it.

Jesus: I can see your whole eye. There’s nothing in there.

Man: I can feel it.

Jesus: Look, you’re being a baby.

Man: You don’t know how much it hurts.

Jesus: Maybe I should jam my finger in your other eye to take your mind off it.

Man: Could you just get it out?

Jesus: There’s nothing in there.

Man: Look harder.

Jesus: I can practically see your optic nerve. There is nothing in there.

Man: I thought you were supposed to help people.

Jesus: Yeah, you know, I even used to think I might enjoy it.

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