Conversations with the newly minted three year-old

Saturday, 24 December 2005

3 year-old: Why does he need a new diaper?

Dad: He needs a new diaper because he pooed.

3 year-old: That’s not the right answer.

Dad: He needs a new diaper because he pooed, honey. It’s the right answer.

3 year-old: No it isn’t.

Dad: What’s the right answer?

3 year-old: Till dinnertime.

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