I hope everyone got what they wanted for Christmas

I know I did.

If someone had told me when I was 10 that the only present I would care if I got 25 years later would be a letter of acceptance to my settlement proposal with the IRS, I would have politely asked to be shot.

PS: If you happen to do business with Smith Barney citigroup I’m just gonna say, you might look around. There are lots of brokers out there. Some of them even file the appropriate and legally required documents for their clients each year.

Oh, all right, I did get the goodies too

That’s right. A trilobite my grandfather found as a boy and a bottle of 20 year-old bourbon, suckers.

PPS: Jody, the only reason I didn’t post my hate-on-Santa piece was because you’re a sap. Putting out carrots for the reindeer with your daughter? They’re caribou. And, ask any Fin, they’re delicious.