The Reader’s Guide to Sedition point com
Saturday, 31 December 2005
Miss me? Give it some time. That is what we call “foreshadowing” in the literary biz, kids. Not to be confused with foreshortening. Oh, dear.
Between the detritus and over-caffeinated, bullying peer pressure there are quite a few things here worth reading. More than not. So I say.
Statistics
Entries proper: 290, inclusive ¶ Word count: 88,708 ¶ Visitors over last 12 months: 903,172 ¶ Page views: 2.2 million ¶ Top 100 Devil’s Dictionary X for 2005 ¶ Quotes in the margin: 259 ¶ Ad revenue: enough to buy a Playstation 3 but not enough for an hour with a $10,000 a night hooker (they simply will not haggle) ¶ Site sections we pretend don’t exist: 7 ¶ Online: 2,656 days (7.27 years)
Worth reading; so you probably won’t like it
Something a bit more about writers ¶ Genocide is a cheese sandwich ¶ Faulty Fuel Gauge Delays Shuttle Launch ¶ The tarantula in the can ¶ Managing nature right over the cliff ¶ 10 steps to solve the problems with America
Race relations
Blog against racism day ¶ Rosa Parks and “what really happened” ¶ To live and die in the real LA ¶ An incident at Santa Clara Hall
Mean to celebrities
Dear Halle Berry, ¶ Chelsea Clinton ¶ Christo’s contribution to art ¶ 12 oz. Mouse is the worst show ever made (goes great with Tom Goes to the Mayor) ¶ Ann Coulter’s “Tripe” ¶ The 9 Circles of Hollywood Hell ¶ Grabbing Dilbert by the tie
In defense of religion; I mean indefensible
Ten Questions to Ask Your Pastor, Reverend, Minister, or Priest ¶ The virgin Mary before and the virgin Mary after ¶ Anti-Christian is Anti-American ¶ Intelligent Design proves Penn and Teller are God ¶ The anti-Christ, the anti-Christ, the anti-Christ … the anti-Christ ¶ 40 acres and a ploughshare ¶ Okay, all kidding aside ¶ Sunday school supplements ¶ The End: an April goodbye ¶ I have a theory
Political
Modest proposal for legalized torture ¶ How to destroy America; step by step instructions for Al Qaeda ¶ The argument’s over, jackass ¶ Benito and Clara hanging in a tree…
Must reads
An excerpt from my latest romance novel
Photographs & insects
Index to the insects ¶ This is my yard, suckers ¶ Magnolia
Parenting
PBS Kids ¶ Baby “Einstein” ¶ why are some kids smarter than others? ¶ Your parents are gay, dude ¶ Prenatal diet: they told us not to breast feed too
Story time
Six sets of my suicide note, please ¶ You’re not as well liked as you think, Tim ¶ What I said about his sister ¶ How to be supportive, lesson one ¶ Why I hate Barnaby (Jones) ¶ The most painful goodbye of my life ¶ The Narc and Lawrence Chavez ¶ Winter rain Friday ¶ Sleep is for pussies
Not very good but won’t be withdrawn
There are a handful I could mention but if I linked to them I’d just be repeating the original offense.
Popular
The 12 biggest problems with your blog ¶ 10 things I wish someone had told me so I’m telling you ¶ How to write a suicide note
Most popular
You guessed it: Young nude girls
The American Precedent
My Lai versus the world ¶ Americans are better at everything ¶ Dear George, ¶ Building Nuclear Weapons for Dummies ¶ If they were up your ass you’d know ¶ Don’t blame me, I voted for Kerry and I’m positive you missed the point ¶ Bush is not Hitler but you are
Terrah!
Index to the terror/threat level widgets
One more for the fans who made it this far and for those hiring a hit man out of the back of “Soldier of Fortune”
So now you have something to read, in the bleak and hollowing hours you wait to go back to school or work. See you in a few days or maybe even weeks. Did I say months? I meant months.
