Looks like the Jews are killing Jesus all over again… …finally

Tuesday, 12 December 2006

Old Scratch, I mean, Saint Nick

Rabbi Elazar Bogomilsky started a chain of events which ended with SEATAC airport removing its Christmas decorations. He threatened to sue them to force them to put up menorahs. Interesting how some people resort to lawsuits every time they have a problem.

The rabbi’s lawyer [a rabbi, a lawyer, and a blogger walk into an airport] Harvard Harvey Grad said, “The last thing we need is anyone thinking that.” He inexplicably paused on this non sequitur to cough and then dropped this bomb–

“Jews want to end the celebration of Christmas on public property.” Harvey Grad

What?!? Jews want to end the celebration of Christmas on public property!? Why those penis-chopping fiends! Looks like the Jews are killing Jesus all over again. Actually, it’s about damn time someone showed some initiative, if you ask us.

A lighter note for the US airports which have not removed their Christmas trees and decorations: better be checking them day and night for IEDs and such. Seems like a great place to hide the stuff.


Oh, all right. I know the trees are being put back and everyone is friends again. I already wrote this though and as your secret Santa I’m not getting you anything else.

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anne

Re: Looks like the Jews are killing Jesus all over again… …finally

'mas 'mas

By anne on 12 December 2006 · 11:10
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