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Tuesday, 7 March 2006

Madonna and Naomi

Yesterday the AP reported: “Madonna Says Daughter Asked if She Was Gay.”

Madge’s 9 year-old girl informed mom that there had been some talk. Madge was apparently confused by the question and wanted to know why in the world people were saying she was gay.

It seems that some irresponsible, unscrupulous gossip-mongers in an attempt to smear the good name of the devoutly religious children’s book author have been alleging that kissing Britney Spears at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards was tantamount to coming out.

Well, it’s not and I have no idea how anyone could possibly get a mixed message about Madonna’s sexual orientation.

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