An excerpt from the January 17, 1998 CLINTON v. JONES grand jury testimony of William Jefferson Clinton

Tuesday, 21 March 2006

–SNIP–

PROSECUTOR: But isn’t it true that you have since had a sexual relationship with a White House intern?

CLINTON: I’m going to say this one more time. I did not have sexual relations with your mother.

PROSECUTOR: Excuse me?

CLINTON: I said I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

PROSECUTOR: What woman?

CLINTON: Miss Lewinski.

PROSECUTOR: That’s not what you said first.

CLINTON: Of course it is.

PROSECUTOR: No you didn’t. You said “my mother.”

CLINTON: …Her neither.

PROSECUTOR: Why you dirty hillbilly!

At this point the prosecutor attempted to bum rush the witness stand. Two Secret Service men intercepted him and pried his fingers off the railing while two bailiffs tried to stay out of the way.

–SNIP–

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