Special dinosaur discovered in Seattle backyard

Saturday, 16 September 2006

Specialedusaurus
“We couldn’t love him more,” say the proud paleontologists.
Me: Can’t I leave the room for 10 minutes without you doing something we’ll both regret?
Myself: The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
Me: We’re going to get letters. And deserve whatever they throw at us.
Myself: The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
Me: God, why do you have to be such a retard!?
Myself: Oh! Oh! Oh! And I’m the bad guy for making a dinosaur special-ed joke. You need therapy man, in the worst way.
Me: I don’t think my insurance covers that kind of care. Only after, you know, something goes “wrong.”
Myself: Ask Julie for booze money.
Me: Nope. That’s what we call deferred care.
Myself: Did you even look at the dinosaur picture?
Me: … … …
Myself: See.
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