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One day a shepherd discovered a fat Pig in the meadow where his Sheep were pastured. He very quickly captured the porker, which squealed at the top of its voice the moment the Shepherd laid his hands on it. You would have thought, to hear the loud squealing, that the Pig was being cruelly hurt. But in spite of its squeals and struggles to escape, the Shepherd tucked his prize under his arm and started off to the butcher’s in the market place.
The Sheep in the pasture were much astonished and amused at the Pig’s behavior, and followed the Shepherd and his charge to the pasture gate.
“What makes you squeal like that?” asked one of the Sheep. “The Shepherd often catches and carries off one of us. But we should feel very much ashamed to make such a terrible fuss about it like you do.”
“That is all very well,” replied the Pig, with a squeal and a frantic kick. “When he catches you he is only after your wool. But he wants my bacon! gree-ee-ee!”
Take that, subspace.
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Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
gravid , hmmmm, ,, aren't you all shoulders and knees ...
By anne on 17 May 2007 · 06:49
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
gravid, hmmmmm, ,,aren't you just basically a stalker...
By William Shakesweasel on 17 May 2007 · 18:08
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
b.a. bosaiya
By anne on 27 May 2007 · 14:19
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
oh ..and sorry willy ..not being a stalker ..i didn't see your question for me before now .., no i'm not a stalker .. are you fun guy..
By anne on 27 May 2007 · 14:48
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
No not a fun guy, no french pig has ever rooted me out. Hold on to the walls...you one dizzy bitch. Are you still jealous I've seen Ashley naked? Two words for you dipshit "rusty trombone". Sorry Ashley I just can't keep a secret.
By William Shakesweasel on 27 May 2007 · 22:16
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
for willy,no ..i was asking if you liked to stalk ..sorry about that dizzy wording ../ i'm not the jealous type ..but now that i'm thinking about it ..i would like to see ashley naked, of the rest ..my slang is very different from yours ....i have no idea what you are saying ..., do take a look at bosaiya's photos of insects ... ,
By anne on 27 May 2007 · 23:59
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
Stop beating around the bush anne...any luck with the chainsaw?
By William Shakesweasel on 28 May 2007 · 13:46
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
..you stop beating around the bush first .... , i like see -saws....
By anne on 28 May 2007 · 16:46
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
No..you stop beating around the bush... No..you stop beating around the bush... No..you stop beating around the bush... No..you stop beating around the bush... No..you stop beating around the bush... No..you stop beating around the bush... No..you stop beating around the bush... Damn anne, you really suck at this, but seriously any luck masterbating with the chainsaw?
By William Shakesweasel on 28 May 2007 · 20:39
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
i would like to know what i am not very good at .. , getting you to stop talking to me ?
By anne on 29 May 2007 · 09:27
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
..for everyone that does not know ... ashley has broad shoulders and long arms that hang down to his knees ....
By anne on 29 May 2007 · 09:31
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
sorry fucko, I mean anne. Nor one little e-mail from the ash-master saying, "Shakesweasel, my lord, my master, please stop commenting on the fucking nitwit stalker anne". Learn to cope or stop breaking your medication in half. Ok, time for your witty retort.
p.s. no posts = no comments ;)
hugs and kisses
William Shakesweasel
By William Shakesweasel on 29 May 2007 · 21:08
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
if taking 5 to 10mins a week to look at ashley's writing makes me a stalker , i hate to think of what that makes the rest of you ,fluff fluff ..
By anne on 30 May 2007 · 10:53
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
Umm....an actual friend, someone who had him at my wedding, was his room-mate in college...worked with him....great question? What does that make you...I mean me?
And as for the "fluff fluff", are we now discussing the contents of your head?
By William Shakesweasel on 30 May 2007 · 22:19
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
i think you missed my point there..i said i take 5mins to look at what he has written here ..no i'm not his friend ...nor does that make me a stalker . / signed fluff fluff head ..
By anne on 31 May 2007 · 02:29
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
Perhaps "the lady doth protest too much".
let me reiterate (reiterate |rēˈitəˌrāt| verb [ reporting verb ] say something again or a number or times, typically for emphasis or clarity)
No posts = no comments
hugs and kisses W.S.
By William Shakesweasel on 31 May 2007 · 20:29
Re: I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly?
missed again , you are frightfully dopey .., re - you stop dumping on me , someone you don't know, and i'll stop my comments back to you , what is going on here has nothing to do with my protesting , ..said the lovely lady who was dragged to stratford ,ont., one too many times as a child,no kisses..
By anne on 1 June 2007 · 13:06