Advice to a young man
Wednesday, 9 May 2007
Getting a blow job from a stripper is like getting surgery from a veterinarian. Yeah, they can probably manage it but if you want quality, go for the pro.1
1 I've never even been in a strip club.2
2 In the United States.3
3 I’ve never paid for sex.4
4 Unless you count emotionally or with forfeited damage deposits for bullet holes and broken windows.5
5 Come to think of it, this is the actual advice we’d like to offer: celibacy.6
6 You know… that or a mail order bride. Avoid the eastern European models.
2 In the United States.3
3 I’ve never paid for sex.4
4 Unless you count emotionally or with forfeited damage deposits for bullet holes and broken windows.5
5 Come to think of it, this is the actual advice we’d like to offer: celibacy.6
6 You know… that or a mail order bride. Avoid the eastern European models.
