Advice to a young man

Wednesday, 9 May 2007

Getting a blow job from a stripper is like getting surgery from a veterinarian. Yeah, they can probably manage it but if you want quality, go for the pro.1

1 I've never even been in a strip club.2

2 In the United States.3

3 I’ve never paid for sex.4

4 Unless you count emotionally or with forfeited damage deposits for bullet holes and broken windows.5

5 Come to think of it, this is the actual advice we’d like to offer: celibacy.6

6 You know… that or a mail order bride. Avoid the eastern European models.
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