Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt

Friday, 11 May 2007

Sheep love

This is why if I had a children’s book publishing house I would hire the dirtiest bastards I could find to read manuscripts before publication and give feedback about what might come off sexual or inappropriate. Neil and Jeff would probably appreciate the extra income too.

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Phillip

Re: Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt

I must have a dirty mind. I notice stuff like this all the the time. For instance, from the RUNAWAY BUNNY:

"If you become the wind and blow me," said the little bunny, "I will join a circus and fly away on a flying trapeze."

By Phillip on 14 May 2007 · 09:08
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Ashley

Re: Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt

You’re hired. Though I was actually expecting Greg’s application first.

By Ashley on 14 May 2007 · 10:05
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anne

Re: Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt

this reminds me , ..i liked listening to phillips mud radio .. because it came in so amazingly clear at my old place , and his voice talking about the music was so soothing , i too love jolie holland ( i love to sing along with her..)and townes was heart breaking, ...anyways i think that he read the runaway bunny aloud for his niece one night ..and i missed it , i left the radio ? on while i was in other parts of my home working , /i never really understood bandwidth ..and always felt like i was doing something wrong in having it on ... ?

By anne on 14 May 2007 · 15:32
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William Shakesweasel

Re: Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt

huh? Take the whole pill, stop breakin the dose in half!

By William Shakesweasel on 17 May 2007 · 18:11
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anne

Re: Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt

but ..which pills ..willy ? , and are you keeping up with your reading assignments ..?

By anne on 17 May 2007 · 20:40
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William Shakesweasel

Re: Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt

But of course, sure reading makes my lips tired...but that is how Helen Keller learned to masturbate. You should try a chain saw...

By William Shakesweasel on 17 May 2007 · 22:56
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