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A Dove saw an Ant fall into a brook. The Ant struggled in vain to reach the bank, and in pity, the Dove dropped a blade of straw close beside it. Clinging to the straw like a shipwrecked sailor to a broken spar, the Ant floated safely to shore.
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Re: Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt
I must have a dirty mind. I notice stuff like this all the the time. For instance, from the RUNAWAY BUNNY:
"If you become the wind and blow me," said the little bunny, "I will join a circus and fly away on a flying trapeze."
By Phillip on 14 May 2007 · 09:08
Re: Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt
You’re hired. Though I was actually expecting Greg’s application first.
By A is A on 14 May 2007 · 10:05
Re: Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt
this reminds me , ..i liked listening to phillips mud radio .. because it came in so amazingly clear at my old place , and his voice talking about the music was so soothing , i too love jolie holland ( i love to sing along with her..)and townes was heart breaking, ...anyways i think that he read the runaway bunny aloud for his niece one night ..and i missed it , i left the radio ? on while i was in other parts of my home working , /i never really understood bandwidth ..and always felt like i was doing something wrong in having it on ... ?
By anne on 14 May 2007 · 15:32
Re: Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt
huh? Take the whole pill, stop breakin the dose in half!
By William Shakesweasel on 17 May 2007 · 18:11
Re: Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt
but ..which pills ..willy ? , and are you keeping up with your reading assignments ..?
By anne on 17 May 2007 · 20:40
Re: Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt
But of course, sure reading makes my lips tired...but that is how Helen Keller learned to masturbate. You should try a chain saw...
By William Shakesweasel on 17 May 2007 · 22:56