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Æsop’s fables…
The Rat and the Elephant
A Rat was traveling along the King’s highway. He was a very proud Rat, considering his small size and the bad reputation all Rats have. As Mr. Rat walked along—he kept mostly to the ditch—he noticed a great commotion up the road, and soon a grand procession came in view. It was the King and his retinue.
The King rode on a huge Elephant adorned with the most gorgeous trappings. With the King in his luxurious howdah were the royal Dog and Cat. A great crowd of people followed the procession. They were so taken up with admiration of the Elephant, that the Rat was not noticed. His pride was hurt.
“What fools!” he cried. “Look at me, and you will soon forget that clumsy Elephant! Is it his great size that makes your eyes pop out? Or is it his wrinkled hide? Why, I have eyes and ears and as many legs as he! I am of just as much importance, and”—
But just then the royal Cat spied him, and the next instant, the Rat knew he was not quite so important as an Elephant.
A resemblance to the great in some things does not make us great.
Take that, subspace.
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Re: Devil’s Dictionary X™ intimate apparel: “vagina” thong
i'd like to order a plain old ..well new.. cotton vagina undies ,no thong .. and some penis cowboy baseball caps for you and willy ...
By anne on 16 June 2007 · 02:58
Re: Devil’s Dictionary X™ intimate apparel: “vagina” thong
Just keep up on your meds and Ashley and I would both be VERY happy. No presents necessary.
Cowboy baseball hats???
Put the jokes down and leave the quips to the professionals - we're all out of crazy here...go peddle it somewhere else.
Any luck with the chainsaw? (See dipshit, sorry - I mean anne, that was a joke!)
By William Shakesweasel on 16 June 2007 · 21:37
Re: Devil’s Dictionary X™ intimate apparel: “vagina” thong
You’re the devil.
By A is A on 16 June 2007 · 21:50
Re: Devil’s Dictionary X™ intimate apparel: “vagina” thong
Flattery will get you everywhere.
By William Shakesweasel on 17 June 2007 · 08:13
Re: Devil’s Dictionary X™ intimate apparel: “vagina” thong
i prefer ..sweetly unstable girl with birdy hands ..of crazy ..
By anne on 20 June 2007 · 10:39