I live my life in ruins for you. And for all your secrets kept. I squashed the blossom and the blossom’s dead.
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A rich old farmer, who felt that he had not many more days to live, called his sons to his bedside.
“My sons,” he said, “heed what I have to say to you. Do not on any account part with the estate that has belonged to our family for so many generations. Somewhere on it is hidden a rich treasure. I do not know the exact spot, but it is there, and you will surely find it. Spare no energy and leave no spot unturned in your search.”
The father died, and no sooner was he in his grave than the sons set to work digging with all their might, turning up every foot of ground with their spades, and going over the whole farm two or three times.
No hidden gold did they find; but at harvest time when they had settled their accounts and had pocketed a rich profit far greater than that of any of their neighbors, they understood that the treasure their father had told them about was the wealth of a bountiful crop, and that in their industry had they found the treasure.
Take that, subspace.
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Re: Devil’s Dictionary X™ intimate apparel: “vagina” thong
i'd like to order a plain old ..well new.. cotton vagina undies ,no thong .. and some penis cowboy baseball caps for you and willy ...
By anne on 16 June 2007 · 02:58
Re: Devil’s Dictionary X™ intimate apparel: “vagina” thong
Just keep up on your meds and Ashley and I would both be VERY happy. No presents necessary.
Cowboy baseball hats???
Put the jokes down and leave the quips to the professionals - we're all out of crazy here...go peddle it somewhere else.
Any luck with the chainsaw? (See dipshit, sorry - I mean anne, that was a joke!)
By William Shakesweasel on 16 June 2007 · 21:37
Re: Devil’s Dictionary X™ intimate apparel: “vagina” thong
You’re the devil.
By A is A on 16 June 2007 · 21:50
Re: Devil’s Dictionary X™ intimate apparel: “vagina” thong
Flattery will get you everywhere.
By William Shakesweasel on 17 June 2007 · 08:13
Re: Devil’s Dictionary X™ intimate apparel: “vagina” thong
i prefer ..sweetly unstable girl with birdy hands ..of crazy ..
By anne on 20 June 2007 · 10:39