Composition in black, white, and yellow: the bee and the buttercup
Saturday, 2 June 2007
Lick that flower, girl. Lick it.
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Saturday, 2 June 2007
Lick that flower, girl. Lick it.
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At a great celebration in honor of King Lion, the Monkey was asked to dance for the company. His dancing was very clever indeed, and the animals were all highly pleased with his grace and lightness.
The praise that was showered on the Monkey made the Camel envious. He was very sure that he could dance quite as well as the Monkey, if not better, so he pushed his way into the crowd that was gathered around the Monkey, and rising on his hind legs, began to dance. But the big hulking Camel made himself very ridiculous as he kicked out his knotty legs and twisted his long clumsy neck. Besides, the animals found it hard to keep their toes from under his heavy hoofs.
At last, when one of his huge feet came within an inch of King Lion’s nose, the animals were so disgusted that they set upon the Camel in a rage and drove him out into the desert.
Shortly afterward, refreshments, consisting mostly of Camel’s hump and ribs, were served to the company.
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Re: Composition in black, white, and yellow: the bee and the buttercup
..the surface on the left is interesting / there is a spot for me to sign out showing up for the first time today, have i not been signing out, michael just said that it likely looks like i'm here all the time... is that why your friend was calling me a stalker..?
By anne on 2 June 2007 · 16:13
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I'll always be a better stalker. But Debra will always be a better poet than me.
By Echo on 2 June 2007 · 20:16
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Oh, my God. I wish the world could enjoy these inside jokes as much as I do.
Happy belated.
By Ashley on 2 June 2007 · 20:40
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Wait, wait, hold on Meester Ashby, I can answer her question. I call you a stalker because it just seemed mean to point out how obviously emotionally fucked up you are. Oh yeah, and then there's the cyber stalking...
And a question for you, can other people actually see this Michael...or just you?
No posts=No comments W.S.
By William Shakesweasel on 2 June 2007 · 22:35
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Hey Ashley, I never sign off of your site either. I know you know I'm not a stalker, but I feel like I ought to mention it. You know, in case my being signed in all the time is putting too much of a load on your server.
Just say the word and I'll happily sign out every time I exit the site so you don't get charged for all the extra bandwidth.
Love, Martin
By martin m on 3 June 2007 · 00:29
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Signing out is just so no one else can comment (from your computer only) as you; it just clears your cookie. If you sign out then you have to do the validation email again for each following comment. If you’re not sharing a computer, it doesn’t matter but I figured some people do so I should put some way to sign out for them (and me for that matter so no one else can post as me if I use a friend’s computer). Doesn’t show you as “here” or add any load or anything.
By Ashley on 3 June 2007 · 10:44
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thank you for answering this by way of martin,/ your photo today is lovely ..
By anne on 3 June 2007 · 13:10
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I knew I wasn't putting an undue load on your server! That was a very straight-faced joke about the nature of things like "sign out" boxes.
I should hope you'd know that I understand these client/server things. Supposedly I do it for a living. Oy.
By martin m on 3 June 2007 · 15:58
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Thank goodness. I was surprised to hear it from you. I’m just unkiddable today, I think. Norvovirus. Woo-woo. I tried to come up with a shtick about it…
By Ashley on 3 June 2007 · 16:09
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i'm not technical enough to be cyber anything, but thanks for the sign out here anne box ,i may need it again..
By anne on 3 June 2007 · 06:11
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An unutterably remarkable image. Anne, you should simply pity the author of the aforeposted torment for being so sentimentally retarded as he is... and hope this poor will never becomes aware of harbouring such a sick twist of consciousness because it would probably devour him quite painfully.
By Michael Doldrumsky on 3 June 2007 · 14:01
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he'll need a big W on the will to follow that one ....
By anne on 3 June 2007 · 14:33
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Wait, I get it. You're funny and all fucked up! How cute!
By William Shakesweasel on 3 June 2007 · 20:19
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