Top 101 Devil’s Dictionary X™ views of 2006 –or– OMG JFCIREDTSSMBTBSDTFTVSPSBCYCM

Saturday, 6 January 2007

Provided without commentary… er, one of my resolutions is to stop repeating jokes. They will be stopped wherever they hide. You have been warned.

Individual views have been dwindling for awhile. You’ll note it in the difference between this year’s retrospective and the Top 100 Devil’s Dictionary X™ views of 2003. Single pages, 1,269 total terms defined, figured at 90,095 views.

But other views were up sharply. Letter pages got 452,812 peeks. The index, daily definitions, got 68,787. Even the fallow newest definitions page saw 11,975 well wishers.

The real surprise was that the RSS has grown so much: 226,404. Bringing it to just over 850,000 requests for satirical goodness, not even counting searches and definitions mailed (both broken from the site move but will be fixed soon).

Without further beating around the bush, here are the top 101 DDX views for 2006. Hap-py new year.

  1. MILF (2,305 views)
  2. pill-popper (1,247 views)
  3. Christmass (1,241 views)
  4. cunt (1,095 views)
  5. kike (906 views)
  6. sex (777 views)
  7. UrbanDictionary (746 views)
  8. HyperDictionary (743 views)
  9. jarhead (548 views)
  10. nymphomaniac (543 views)
  11. anal probe (468 views)
  12. sucker punch (445 views)
  13. clitoris (407 views)
  14. sexual intercourse (370 views)
  15. crack whore (359 views)
  16. fuck (330 views)
  17. wake-n-bake (313 views)
  18. pig-fucker (271 views)
  19. Seven Heavenly Virtues, the (256 views)
  20. oral sex (251 views)
  21. raghead (245 views)
  22. twat (229 views)
  23. judgemental (225 views)
  24. word (225 views)
  25. incest (224 views)
  26. zoophilia (222 views)
  27. American (214 views)
  28. whore (214 views)
  29. Seven Deadly Sins, the (214 views)
  30. slut (213 views)
  31. mother (209 views)
  32. sheep-fucker (208 views)
  33. motherfucker (206 views)
  34. monkey-fucker (201 views)
  35. what (189 views)
  36. woman (185 views)
  37. nigger (182 views)
  38. speculum (182 views)
  39. niggah (178 views)
  40. fuckwad (177 views)
  41. stripper (174 views)
  42. cackle (172 views)
  43. no (172 views)
  44. dildo (171 views)
  45. love (168 views)
  46. porch nigger (164 views)
  47. drug (159 views)
  48. Jew (157 views)
  49. God (155 views)
  50. vagina (155 views)
  51. orgasm (153 views)
  52. whisker biscuit (153 views)
  53. Devil worshiper (153 views)
  54. rape (151 views)
  55. Jesus (151 views)
  56. wife-beater (149 views)
  57. Christmas (149 views)
  58. self-respect (147 views)
  59. on the lam (146 views)
  60. quiff (144 views)
  61. EOM (144 views)
  62. onanism (144 views)
  63. cunnilingus (141 views)
  64. male-slut (141 views)
  65. Hamsterdam (140 views)
  66. smegma (140 views)
  67. cum (140 views)
  68. children (140 views)
  69. Ku Klux Klan (139 views)
  70. FCC (139 views)
  71. alcohol (138 views)
  72. man (138 views)
  73. Google (137 views)
  74. epithet (136 views)
  75. queer (136 views)
  76. xylophone (136 views)
  77. fellate (135 views)
  78. funny (135 views)
  79. work (134 views)
  80. contortionist (132 views)
  81. girlfriend (132 views)
  82. whoah (131 views)
  83. lesbian (131 views)
  84. misanthropy (131 views)
  85. never (124 views)
  86. sole-mate (124 views)
  87. literally (123 views)
  88. Quran (123 views)
  89. good (122 views)
  90. pen name (122 views)
  91. masturbate (121 views)
  92. right (120 views)
  93. Bible (119 views)
  94. white (119 views)
  95. evolution (119 views)
  96. emasculating (119 views)
  97. Devil worship (119 views)
  98. sober (118 views)
  99. Santa Claus (118 views)
  100. cracker (118 views)
  101. vagina dentata (117 views)

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