Proof of life Jody on Mars –or– He’s real! He’s really real!

Wednesday, 20 June 2007

Simultaneously demonstrating several things in this experiment.

  • Jody exists (and learned penmanship from Barnaby).
  • Canada is, so it would seem, a real place.
  • I have at least one friend.

You can’t take that away from me. Not unless you kill Jody… and blow up Canada.

Jody exists

Now, Jody, don’t you go making deals with the FBI to ship me 20 kilos of Wacky Canacky so they have an excuse to give me the old American water torture. They no longer have a pretense of locking me up as a ’Slam-symp so I fear they may seek back-door methods to me. Ouch!

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Vagrant

Re: Proof of life Jody on Mars –or– He’s real! He’s really real!

I have successfully sent and received packages from Canada. The effect seems to be reproducible too. I believe this offers strong support for the second part of your hypothesis. To the extent that the existence of Canada offers support for the existence of Jody, the experiment is a success. Friendship is subjective enough that stating its existence is sufficient. All that remains is for you not to be tortured!

By Vagrant on 20 June 2007 · 19:30

A is A

Re: Proof of life Jody on Mars –or– He’s real! He’s really real!

Excellent, excellent. I am surprised to have even this much support; you’ve obviously never dated me.

I think we should just be friends,
–Ashley

By A is A on 20 June 2007 · 19:34

rekounas

Re: Proof of life Jody on Mars –or– He’s real! He’s really real!

Judging by Jody's hand writing, one can assume that Canadians hand writing resembles a grade 3 students :P

By rekounas on 21 June 2007 · 04:35

jody

Re: Proof of life Jody on Mars –or– He’s real! He’s really real!

This morning our sites didn't even show up. And now we're number 1 and 2! Too easy.

By jody on 21 June 2007 · 06:21

A is A

None better

Wacky Canacky on sale.

By A is A on 21 June 2007 · 10:49