Secret messages out in the open #8

Thursday, 21 June 2007

Dear 75.55.124.147,

What’s your damage? Mad because there was no skin on the page?

Go Raiders.

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Vagrant

Re: Secret messages out in the open #8

Do I really want to know what kind of skin Ole 75.55.124.147 was looking for?

By Vagrant on 21 June 2007 · 21:43
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Ashley

Re: Secret messages out in the open #8

He hit Sedition with a mini-DoS after visiting the “Young Nude” page so I’m assuming he was upset at the lack of actual pedophilia.

If he fesses up and offers 25¢ US in damages I’ll take the IP out.

By Ashley on 21 June 2007 · 21:49
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Vagrant

Re: Secret messages out in the open #8

He's got his eyes set rather short on everything, doesn't he? Jesus Christ! The 25 cents is a small price to pay for the therapeutic value of confessing all that.

By Vagrant on 21 June 2007 · 22:12
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Ashley

Re: Secret messages out in the open #8

The 25¢ reflects my self-value issues lost ad revenue for the time he took the site out. I could tack on $50 million in damages. It would match my slacks.

By Ashley on 21 June 2007 · 22:37
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William Shakesweasel

Re: Secret messages out in the open #8

Put in a call to Chris Hansen and the boys at NBC. And the fellas from BlockBuster...tell 'em he has a late fee.

By William Shakesweasel on 21 June 2007 · 23:33
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Vagrant

Re: Secret messages out in the open #8

Mini-DoSing and pedophilia are early warning signs for terrorism. I think he should be waterboarded -- prophylactically -- in addition to paying damages. The amount you mentioned seems reasonable. If it doesn't match your slacks, you could probably afford to keep buying them until you find a pair it does match.

By Vagrant on 21 June 2007 · 23:35
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Ashley

Re: Secret messages out in the open #8

The funny thing is, I used to do the waterboard thing to myself as a kid without knowing what I was doing; washcloth on the face, lying down, in the shower. You just have to totally relax and you can breathe, slowly. I wonder if I could still do it. If so, wouldn’t that freak the living fuck out of the interrogators? I almost hope for the chance. I sort of did the same thing to my diving instructor. He thought I was a PADI spy sent to check up on his school, but that’s another story.

You did see the squirrel note, yes?

By Ashley on 21 June 2007 · 23:55
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