The tree and the cherry apple and how far it falls

Monday, 6 August 2007

2 Year-Old

What did a pillow say next to a daddy?

Dad

What?

2 Year-Old

Interrupting cherry apple!

Dad

That’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard.

2 Year-Old

(Gleefully.)

I know!!

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Vagrant

Re: The tree and the cherry apple and how far it falls

That child is headed for trouble and, possibly, a future as a linguist.

By Vagrant on 6 August 2007 · 06:34

A is A

Re^2: The tree and the cherry apple and how far it falls

And the other kid, 4 year-old, is now walking around singing, “Ducks! Ducks! Quack-quack. Quack-quack. Ducks! Ducks!”

I have no idea where she was exposed to this blatant consumerism. If I find the marketing consultant responsible, there may be violence.

By A is A on 6 August 2007 · 12:20

A is A

But, what kind of violence?

Sumo-style!

By A is A on 6 August 2007 · 12:25

Vagrant

Re: But, what kind of violence?

Nooo! Not sumo style! But I strongly suspect you'd have to put on at least 100 lbs to get the right amount of heft into that particular form of retribution.

As it happens, I've been working on that marketing dude's evil ways and sumo comes into the program of reform: He needs to do something productive. We'll produce a television series, in which a sumo serves as a management consultant. When veeps and the like get out of line, he demonstrates the error of their ways by pancaking them. The footage of that will be shot in slow motion, except for the part where he strips down to the loincloth. His clothes will magically disappear and then reappear after the disciplinary moment. I can sponsors lining up even as I type!

By Vagrant on 6 August 2007 · 15:29

William Shakesweasel

Re: The tree and the cherry apple and how far it falls

How many Polish guys does it take to change a light bulb? 2...cause they're so dang stupid....

Wait, I told it wrong...

By William Shakesweasel on 6 August 2007 · 14:57