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Æsop’s fables…
The Mother and the Wolf
Early one morning a hungry Wolf was prowling around a cottage at the edge of a village, when he heard a child crying in the house. Then he heard the Mother’s voice say:
“Hush, child, hush! Stop your crying, or I will give you to the Wolf!”
Surprised but delighted at the prospect of so delicious a meal, the Wolf settled down under an open window, expecting every moment to have the child handed out to him. But though the little one continued to fret, the Wolf waited all day in vain. Then, toward nightfall, he heard the Mother’s voice again as she sat down near the window to sing and rock her baby to sleep.
“There, child, there! The Wolf shall not get you. No, no! Daddy is watching and Daddy will kill him if he should come near!”
Just then the Father came within sight of the home, and the Wolf was barely able to save himself from the Dogs by a clever bit of running.
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Re: Re: The Awesomeness Of Muscular Awesomeness
It is comforting. Now I'm free to be me! To be all the me I can be, without the pressure and the sorrow. But damn, that wookie looks bodacious on the drums.
By Vagrant on 18 August 2007 · 04:15
Re: Re: The Awesomeness Of Muscular Awesomeness
What the hell is R2D2 doing?
By jody on 18 August 2007 · 05:07
Re: Re: The Awesomeness Of Muscular Awesomeness
R2-D2 is playing the tambourine.
By Phillip on 18 August 2007 · 05:16
Re^2: Re: The Awesomeness Of Muscular Awesomeness
Thank you. I had the same reaction as Jody. I thought maybe he was boosting power the primary1 low frequency cross-overs or something.
1 The word “primary” used just because it makes it sound more star-wars-y.
By A is A on 18 August 2007 · 10:53
Re: Re: The Awesomeness Of Muscular Awesomeness
I think I can see some oil in the corner of R2's mouth actually
By William Shakesweasel on 18 August 2007 · 11:40
Re^2: Re: The Awesomeness Of Muscular Awesomeness
Heh-heh-heh… robot blow-job jokes are awesome.
By A is A on 18 August 2007 · 12:06
Re: Re: The Awesomeness Of Muscular Awesomeness
Now I want to identify the instruments. Solo obviously has a Gibson Flying V; though I suspect, given his character, it is really a heavily modified Epiphone. Luke’s, though hard to see for sure, seems to be a Strat; headstock and rounded body seem right. Vader has a… Steinberger? Keyboards? Yamaha and Kurzweil? Amps? Marshall? Drums—Tama and Zildjian? [Watch me pointlessly SEO the eff out of this.]
By A is A on 18 August 2007 · 11:44
Re: Re: The Awesomeness Of Muscular Awesomeness
Why is Darth in the band in the first place? Now that makes NO sense!
By jody on 18 August 2007 · 12:30
Re: Re: The Awesomeness Of Muscular Awesomeness
Why is Darth Vader in the band? Well check him out. He's controlling everyone else in the band with the force. Luke can't fight it because he's still the "I want to go into Toshi Station for some power converters" little twerp at this point.
By Phillip on 19 August 2007 · 04:20