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Friday, 24 August 2007
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So, a grasshopper goes into a bar. Hops on the barstool. Bartender says, “Hey! You know we got a drink named after you.” Grasshopper says, “No kidding? Irving?”
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One bright morning as the Fox was following his sharp nose through the wood in search of a bite to eat, he saw a Crow on the limb of a tree overhead. This was by no means the first Crow the Fox had ever seen. What caught his attention this time and made him stop for a second look, was that the lucky Crow held a bit of cheese in her beak.
“No need to search any farther,” thought sly Master Fox. “Here is a dainty bite for my breakfast.”
Up he trotted to the foot of the tree in which the Crow was sitting, and looking up admiringly, he cried, “Good-morning, beautiful creature!”
The Crow, her head cocked on one side, watched the Fox suspiciously. But she kept her beak tightly closed on the cheese and did not return his greeting.
“What a charming creature she is!” said the Fox. “How her feathers shine! What a beautiful form and what splendid wings! Such a wonderful Bird should have a very lovely voice, since everything else about her is so perfect. Could she sing just one song, I know I should hail her Queen of Birds.”
Listening to these flattering words, the Crow forgot all her suspicion, and also her breakfast. She wanted very much to be called Queen of Birds.
So she opened her beak wide to utter her loudest caw, and down fell the cheese straight into the Fox’s open mouth.
“Thank you,” said Master Fox sweetly, as he walked off. “Though it is cracked, you have a voice sure enough. But where are your wits?”
Take that, subspace.
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Re: Green grasshopper –or– Antenna envy
Okay, that made me laugh.
By jody on 24 August 2007 · 12:34
Re^2: Green grasshopper –or– Antenna envy
It also officially exhausts my supply of jokes which do not end with punchlines like: “No, I’m not sick. But the guy before you was.”
By A is A on 24 August 2007 · 15:51