Sunday school supplement #8: Pharoah explains to Moses and Aaron “what now?”

Sunday, 26 August 2007

Pharoah explains to Moses and Aaron what now.

Pharoah: What now? Lemme tell you what now. I’m gonna call up a couple of hard, scepter-hittin’ Nubians and go to work on the hymies here with a heka and a nekhakha. You hear me talkin’ Israel-boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’m gonna get Middle-Kingdom on your ass.

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William Shakesweasel

Re: Sunday school supplement #8: Pharoah explains to Moses and Aaron “what now?”

You feel that tickle in the back of your neck Moses...that's pride...fuckin' with you.

Soon after this Aaron was attacked by several of Moses' Hyena - at a slave quarter compound inhabited by the accused. Although the cause of death has yet to be established his descendents are still waiting for the coroners papyrus.

By William Shakesweasel on 27 August 2007 · 06:56
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jody

Re: Sunday school supplement #8: Pharoah explains to Moses and Aaron “what now?”

> You feel that tickle in the back of your neck...

I haven't seen that movie in five or more years now. Time for another watching, I think.

By jody on 27 August 2007 · 08:34
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Ashley

Re^2: Sunday school supplement #8: Pharoah explains to Moses and Aaron “what now?”

In fact, if I had the image to go with it, that’s more the direction I’d take. Moses as the broke down boxer.

By Ashley on 27 August 2007 · 21:04
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chris holmes

Re: Sunday school supplement #8: Pharoah explains to Moses and Aaron “what now?”

love this. reminds me of the pulp fiction scene where willis has taken the blade to the storekeeper and the bugger has caught buckshot around the groin and is writhing. the big black guy talks about bringing in some brothers to get medieval with a blowtorch on the white boy's privates. still gives me a chill, that bit.
the nubian ref is along those lines, maybe inspired. anyway, nice.

By chris holmes on 14 September 2007 · 08:03
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Ashley

Re^2: Sunday school supplement #8: Pharoah explains to Moses and Aaron “what now?”

Yep. It’s word for word with some local/era translations.

  • niggers Nubians
  • pipe scepter
  • holmes hymies
  • pair a pliars and a blowtorch a heka and a nekhakha (crook and flail)
  • Hillbilly-boy Israel-boy
  • medieval Middle Kingdom

Don’t try this at home, kids.

By Ashley on 15 September 2007 · 12:10
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