This week in the news #33

Sunday, 2 September 2007

Boyfriends Do More Housework Than Husbands

Well, it’s like they say. Once you buy the cow you don’t have to drink your orange juice.

Also, husbands are more likely to work places which don’t pay a cut of the tips at the end of shifts.

A recovering Johnson remains determined

Expects to be out of bed and moving about erect soon.

AP Poll: God vital to young Amercians

Among America's young people, godliness contributes to happiness. AP

The punchline being, my young Jedi, that you are, in light of fact, very, very unhappy. Can hardly wait for the melt-downs to begin when all y’all start turning 35 or so.

Vladimir Putin showing how totally un-gay he is

Vladimir Putin demonstrating how totally not gay he is.

Fish lips: Putin kisses sturgeon

The world was atwitter with sexual orientation speculation when Putin’s topless fishing picture made the rounds last week. He’s finally found a way to silence the gossip; as this new photo could not possibly make him look less gay. I hear that this has no bearing on his knickname in Moscow club scene: Vlad the Impaler.

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Re: This week in the news #33

Putin's mildly homoerotic displays are a big hit amongst people who have no love for the feckless poindexter commissars that sold their country out from under them. He's daring their enemies to crack wise. Cuz he's got the moxie to beat them most bodaciously. They may have oligarchs stealing them blind, but they've got pride now too.

By Vagrant on 4 September 2007 · 04:11