An email from the wif: priceless morning with babies Part I

Friday, 21 September 2007

From: _____________
Date: September 21, 2007 9:02:01 AM PDT
To: ___________________
Subject: priceless morning with babies Part I

Mater underwear: $4.99.

Purple potty seat: $9.99.

Waking up to your son screaming, “Mommy! Come and wipe my butt!!” at the top of his lungs: priceless.

“Cars” underwear

PS: Did you know the Middle English wif means both wife and a band for faggots? Fill in the musical punchline of your choice.

PPS: Did you know that post scripts are considered bad style and are only used by the least serious and most disorganized writers?

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Vagrant

Re: An email from the wif: priceless morning with babies Part I

Lungs are wonderful things. But I think kids should have to earn them. Otherwise they'll take too many things for granted.

By Vagrant on 22 September 2007 · 02:16