Recycled QWA: sobriety benefits

Monday, 1 October 2007

  1. You’ll live about 10 years longer. Won’t that be fun.
  2. You’ll be able to understand and empathize better with your family. Won’t that be fun.
  3. You’ll be able to remember every stupid thing you said at the party when you were totally uncomfortable being the only sober one there. Won’t that be fun.

No reason to rub it in any further I hope. Vodka is hardest to smell on your breath and, generally, the more expensive the alcohol, the more gently the morning after goes.

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