Sedition·com predictions for 2007.002

Friday, 19 January 2007

Michelle Branch will gain 25 lbs. She will also not play guitar any better than she does today. No one will notice. The rare occasion someone does notice, they will remark, “Vanessa Carlton sure is porking out. And she really should stick with piano.”

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