Why you’ll never see me write “Fuck Israel” on Sedition·com

Saturday, 20 January 2007

Mossad

Because those Mossad guys are actually a little frightening. For reals. Nothing like those pussies at the CIA.

But I keed!!! I’m scared of the CIA too. Me and Castro both.


Me: Hey, asshole. Knock it off. I happen to be a little scared of those guys.

Myself: Oh, what are you worried about? The CIA doesn’t kill white Americans. That’s the FBI’s job.

Me: Goodnight, New York!

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