For the last time, it’s not a backslash, retards

Thursday, 18 October 2007

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And while we’re in the neighborhood, you can stop saying “double-u, double-u, double-u, dot” in front of all your websites. They all work without it except for five or six in the whole world which justly deserve to lose the traffic for having webmasters about as bright as you.

Me: You couldn’t have made the point without saying, “retards?”

Myself: Myu, myu, myuu, myuh, mu-myu-myu-ma, mya myuh?

Me: Wow… I thought I had to read IOZ’s comments to find the biggest dick online.

Myself: No… no, not the comments. The diary.

Me: Oh, no!

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Vagrant

Re: For the last time, it’s not a back slash, retards

And while we’re in the neighborhood, you can stop saying “double-u, double-u, double-u, dot” in front of all your websites. They all work without it except for five or six in the whole world which justly deserve to lose the traffic for having webmasters about as bright as you.

They could. But they won't -- not without some severe disincentivizing action. Clearly slashing them has some poetic justice to it. It's messy, however, and that's a problem. Fortunately I'm an excellent consultant and know just what to do.

Ashley, I'm willing to bet that you'll thank me for finding the best, most effective disincentivizer in the entire galaxy.

Every 'double u dot' offense can be penalized with a generous glass full of this marvelous augemented spirit. Enough of that. . . they'll learn, oh my yes, they certainly will learn.

By Vagrant on 19 October 2007 · 16:16