Dear Washington Mutual Bank teller who would not give me my balance with my deposit

Monday, 11 August 2008

Ashley is a boy’s name. You didn’t hear me saying that your name was inappropriate for a bank teller or an American for that matter, Ukulele, or whatever the fuck your nametag said.

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Vagrant

Re: Dear Washington Mutual Bank teller who would not give me my balance with my deposit

WaMu, eh? Figures. They like to hire on the basis of a pre-infantilization screening. Once the poor, wrecked souls have been hired, management makes them attend workshops that instruct them in giggling, whispering and claiming they're scared of getting cooties. If they refuse, a certain Mr. Cuffy Meigs stands ready to "help" them understand.

The miserable institution is in the shitter, now, thanks to that kind of business vision.

By Vagrant on 19 August 2008 · 17:42
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William Shakesweasel

Re: Dear Washington Mutual Bank teller who would not give me my balance with my deposit

That's why my credit card has a picture of my penis on it!

Life Size!!

By William Shakesweasel on 25 August 2008 · 20:38
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