Happy Fourth! –or– The pledge of allegiance 2.0

Friday, 4 July 2008

Where there is fire there is… uh… Yes, your best friend will become your torturer in this brave new world.
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. some. Black hoods and enemas for others.

You’ll notice too how all the wrong words are capitalized.

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