Kiss my… you must choose

Sunday, 5 November 2006

S.P.L.

You ever consider whether you'd rather kiss 1,000 strangers on the mouth or on the rectum?

Choosing the mouth is a virtual guarantee of catching a couple respiratory infections plus herpes simplex 1. Really, all but guaranteed.

Choosing the rectum might get you a case of Norwalk virus and pinworms but no permanent complications excepting an inability to keep food down reliably or enjoy constant online references to the first great myth of the World Wide Web, the disappeared goatse.cx.

Why is the first more dangerous than the second? Evolution, my friends, evolution. The first is a huge niche and therefore hosts a lot of action. The second is, since the Romans brought us indoor plumbing, relatively speaking, a specialty act.

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