Dear ladies and your shoes,

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

Men do not care about your shoes. Other women might. Fine. Heterosexual men do not.

No man has ever, ever, ever looked at an expensive pair of high fashion shoes on a woman’s feet and come to anything but one or more of the following conclusions-

  1. She is high maintenance.
  2. Hey, lookit that! Shoes!
  3. She blows on the first date.
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