If I had a dime for every time someone was sincere around here, I’d have 7¢.
Friday, 2 November 2007
It being Christmas Eve and all, I’ll tell you what someone told me. The only reason I got a 100% instead of a 96% or whatever. You don’t have to know why or what. Just remember the following–
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A Fox fell into a well, and though it was not very deep, he found that he could not get out again. After he had been in the well a long time, a thirsty Goat came by. The Goat thought the Fox had gone down to drink, and so he asked if the water was good.
“The finest in the whole country,” said the crafty Fox, “jump in and try it. There is more than enough for both of us.”
The thirsty Goat immediately jumped in and began to drink. The Fox just as quickly jumped on the Goat’s back and leaped from the tip of the Goat’s horns out of the well.
The foolish Goat now saw what a plight he had got into, and begged the Fox to help him out. But the Fox was already on his way to the woods.
“If you had as much sense as you have beard, old fellow,” he said as he ran, “you would have been more cautious about finding a way to get out again before you jumped in.”
Take that, subspace.
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Re: Dear young teenager about to take the New Mexico drivers exam
Well, you've got me stumped. All I can think of is the minimum length of rope needed to hang someone. That's probably not on this particular exam. If it is, I don't want to know.
By Vagrant on 2 November 2007 · 20:43