Dear teen about to take the New Mexico drivers exam

Friday, 2 November 2007

It being Christmas Eve and all, I’ll tell you what someone told me. The only reason I got a 100% instead of a 96% or whatever. You don’t have to know why or what. Just remember the following–

13'6"

Make your “thank you” checks payable to the Orphans of Internet Pr0n.

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Vagrant

Re: Dear young teenager about to take the New Mexico drivers exam

Well, you've got me stumped. All I can think of is the minimum length of rope needed to hang someone. That's probably not on this particular exam. If it is, I don't want to know.

By Vagrant on 2 November 2007 · 20:43