Wearing white after Labor Day

Thursday, 17 September 2009

4 YEAR-OLD BOY

Will you knit me a costume?

DAD

Sorry. I don’t know how to knit. But maybe we can make you one. What superhero do you want to be? The Flash?

4 YEAR-OLD BOY

No. I have a new superhero name.

DAD

Oh, yeah? Great. What is it?

4 YEAR-OLD BOY

Super White.

DAD

Ah… Well, I’ll tell you what. Let’s keep that one between you and me.

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