Come with me ’cause I’m an ass killer. You’re ill but I’m iller.
Monday, 7 February 2011
I had an idea for a post in 2007 titled “The most depressing meme game.” I never posted it because it was missing something. Via we live, we die and death not ends it (NSFW) I discover what that was.
What is the most depressing thing you can think of? Here you go–
A tiny coffin.
Or, you know, a few thousand of them.
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That's a lot of toilet paper and wiping being done every damn day. Pobre hombre...
Anyways Sed, I know that several of the things I've posted in this here Chalkboard were definitely the result of alcohol or other undisclosed substances, and that you're smart enough to know whenever that happened (maybe even right now!). I hope that you don't take that as a sign of disrespect or slight...I just don't always find ways to communicate or reach out when stone-cold sober.
In any case, I do want to ask your honest, sober opinion on the following question:
Do you think Donald Trump will face any kind of serious Impeachment effort in the coming months? Are you in any way/shape/form inclined to think it would be a good or useful thing, long term, if something like the most robust and documentent impeachment effort and ouster of a sitting American president were to take place? Why or why not?
[You're the only friend I have (sadly) that would actually take up a conversation like this seriously. We've touched the subject before but it was way before the DOJ got it's fingers on people like Manafort and Flint, and before all the latest insane Tweets...]
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It happened once upon a time that a certain Greek ship bound for Athens was wrecked off the coast close to Piraeus, the port of Athens. Had it not been for the Dolphins, who at that time were very friendly toward mankind and especially toward Athenians, all would have perished. But the Dolphins took the shipwrecked people on their backs and swam with them to shore.
Now it was the custom among the Greeks to take their pet monkeys and dogs with them whenever they went on a voyage. So when one of the Dolphins saw a Monkey struggling in the water, he thought it was a man, and made the Monkey climb up on his back. Then off he swam with him toward the shore.
The Monkey sat up, grave and dignified, on the Dolphin’s back.
“You are a citizen of illustrious Athens, are you not?” asked the Dolphin politely.
“Yes,” answered the Monkey, proudly. “My family is one of the noblest in the city.”
“Indeed,” said the Dolphin. “Then of course you often visit Piraeus.”
“Yes, yes,” replied the Monkey. “Indeed, I do. I am with him constantly. Piraeus is my very best friend.”
This answer took the Dolphin by surprise, and, turning his head, he now saw what it was he was carrying. Without more ado, he dived and left the foolish Monkey to take care of himself, while he swam off in search of some human being to save.
Take that, subspace.
