This week in the news #12

Saturday, 27 January 2007

Rehnquist’s Drug Habit

Supreme Burrito of the United States of America
And for the nine years between 1972 and the end of 1981, William Rehnquist consumed great quantities of the potent sedative-hypnotic Placidyl. So great was Rehnquist's Placidyl habit, dependency, or addiction—depending on how you regard long-term drug use—that by the last quarter of 1981 he began slurring his speech in public, became tongue-tied while pronouncing long words, and sometimes had trouble finishing his thoughts. Rehnquist’s Drug Habit

You know even though I’ve been bitching for 15 years that the Supreme Court is a bunch of fucking lunatics who can’t follow the logic in basic English and spend all their judicial time cementing their own petty, biased prejudices where rational decisions stemming from the US Constitution should sit… sigh.

Even after all these years I’m still surprised to see that at least one of them was a drug addict so doped up he could not even speak. And that everyone around him knew it and didn’t say anything.

“Judge Judy” earns more per year than all 9 Supreme Court Justices – COMBINED…

And from what I’ve seen of her show and the decisions coming from the ol’ council of benchwarmers I’d say she earns it.

You say SCOTUS, I say SCROTUS. SCOTUS, SCROTUS. SCROTUS, SCOTUS. Let’s call the whole thing off.

Clinton: “I’m in to win” White House

Unlike most’a the rest’a you phony mother-humpin’ faux-activists, I did leave the country the last time a Clinton was elected. I can’t afford it today. Please, for the love of the devalued ₩on, don’t do this to me.

Winfrey cried over relative’s “betrayal”

Jesus Christ, woman. You’re a billionaire! Stop that crying and fix that conniving bitch’s wagon. She’s not even blood kin!

Toyota plans ultra-cheap car

Ashley plans on playing Ford and GM in the market and going very, very, very short.

Hugo Chávez to USA: “Go to hell, gringos!”

USA to Hugo Chávez: “Why is the King of Mexico mad at us?”

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