Al Gore, 9th carbon neutral wonder of the world

Monday, 5 February 2007

How to make a family carbon neutral

Discounting for the moment the private jets, the multiple households, the constant travel, the entourage and security involved, and the use of public resources for friends–

You had four kids, Al. I don’t think you have enough money to buy an offset for that and their kids and so on and so forth. You wanna get right with the Goddess, you’re gonna have to give up two of those things.

If you go with the girls, former majenta advice columnist Neil Hamilton will be glad to take care of it. He’s been eagerly waiting for just that ever since Tipper first spread her l-l-l-l-l-l-l-labels for America.

If you include the boy, let me know. I only ever brought my V out of the trunk for two reasons, and kids who wear their IIIs like so much costume jewelry was one of them.

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