All I really need to know I learned in detention at Mudville High†

Wednesday, 7 February 2007

Well he’s tellin’ us this
And he’s tellin’ us that,
Changes it ev’ry day.
Says it doesn’t matter.
Bases are loaded
And Casey’s at bat,
Playin’ it play by play.
Time to change the batter. “Rocky Mountain Way,” Joe Walsh

†I was a sometimes-straight-A, straight-honors-load student who never saw a day of detention despite skipping more class than Paris Hilton and Andrew Dice Clay combined.

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